Okay, so this just looks like another martini or margarita. BUT have you ever seen a bottle of Corzo tequila? It’s pretty awesome. Like, if you go to a party, and you’re feeling like kind of a douche so you want everyone to know that this is NOT cheap tequila, you can totally pick up this bottle and everyone would be all, “ooh, he must have spent a ton.”

Except you so didn’t, cause you only spent, like, 45 bucks.

And if you’re kitschy, the bottle would make a pretty cool vase. But you’d have to really know how to place it – otherwise you just look like you’re using a tequila bottle as a vase.

THE CORZO PINATINI

1 1/2 parts Corzo Silver

1/2 part premium Triple Sec

1 1/2 parts pineapple juice

• Shake ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled martini glass.
• Garnish with a pineapple slice or orange twist.