Most of you guys already know about my anti-fancy ways.

Here’s some advice. If we’re hanging out, don’t waste your time pointing out this hot trendy [insert obscure supposed to be cool brand here] so so and is wearing. I could give a fack! When it comes to clothes, I keeps it pretty simple. Jeans, sneakers, timbs, button down (or up) shirts, polos, sweaters and cardigans. No fur, no pink, no purple, no fuchsia, no turquoise, no lime green, no yellow, no extra zippers, strings or pockets. I like it nice and plain.

That probably doesn’t make me too fashionable, let alone trendy, though. And that’s just fine, cause so called “fashionable” people always seem to have some weird crap on to me.

To find out who Carl thinks needs fashion make-over click here!