With news that Memphitz is shopping a reality show called “Real Mistresses Of Atlanta”, and Oprah creating a LaToya Jackson reality show for OWN, we’ve concluded that any topic is up for grabs, no matter how scandalous or ridiculous.
Given that standards of television have completely gone out of the window, here are five really bad show ideas that we’re sure someone will bring to a TV near you soon.
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“Flavor of Love: Joseline”
You know that this love triangle between Joseline and Stevie J from Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta isn’t going to yield any long lasting results. We’re predicting that by season’s end the producer and his chanteusse will go their separate ways leaving an opportunity for VH1 to hold a contest to find her a new love. And even if they stay together, we think Stevie the pimp would welcome an opportunity to extend Joseline’s 15 minutes of fame for personal gain. Are you ready to see who buys Joseline a new Furrerr from Nehman?
“Bastards: The Illegitimate Children of The Stars”
There is a whole lot of unpaid child support waiting to be claimed, but who is waiting on this money? In this series we meet the kids these stars either won’t claim or won’t pay for and get their side of the story. Yes, Maury Pauvich will be a guest judge.
“The Real Pets Of Atlanta”
TV is going to the dogs, literally. The mistresses and housewives have one thing in common–the pets. Now we’ll get to find out the quirks and habits of all those little toy lapdogs, the pitbulls and pampered cats that comfort and console these women (and some men) when the poop hits the fan.
“Homeless Of South Beach”
From the producers of the “Bum Fights” DVD series we are taken to the dark side of the city of fun. Enterprising producers take down-on-their luck Americans from Tampa (the city with highest homeless rate in the country) and move them to SOBE where they panhandle outside of Wet Willie’s and start fights outside of King Of Diamonds for a buck.
“N*ggaz & Paris”
And given the sad state of the Jackson Family, Latoya won’t be the only one of the Jackson clan to try and cash in with a reality show. If Paris has even an iota of her late father’s cutthroat business acumen, expect cameras to be following her around as prepares for her first year of high school under the co-parentage of TJ and Katherine Jackson. You are now watching the throne.