See, this is why you shouldn’t let every damn body on television. There was a fire in a southern town and the woman they interviewed was off the ratchet charts. First off, her name is Sweet Brown. Second, she thought someone was barbequing when she smelled smoke. Third, she ain’t got no time for bronchitis. She might as well be the second coming of Antoine Dodson, minus the the excess weave. Indulge in the ratchetness below.