The KKK‘s going for the kids now. Great. | Jezebel

Apparently Paris was supposed to get the face full of nuts. How…unfamiliar? | Dlisted

Dude cuts off penis to spite his parents. How this made sense to him, we’ll never know | USA Today

Lindsay Lohan has to eat to get paid. Womp, womp. | Hollywood Rag

Lisa Bonet heads out with the younguns | The YBF