Professional Babymomma

The professional babymomma is the quintessential urban entrepeneur who has learned how to truly profit from the God-given golden gift she has tucked in her yoga pants. She has become a concubine of sorts, collecting checks from various men and state agencies and has the lavish lifestyle to prove it. She’s not looking for love, or even a regular sex partner. Instead, she’s hidden in plain sight, like the Predator, waiting for a man with no self-control to lust after her and subsequently unload a paycheck on her. No pun intended. She doesn’t mind the bad reputation and the constant baby momma comedy from society because the way she sees it, she’s getting paid to poop out humans while some chicks don’t even have jobs at all. And with the current state of babydaddery being at such a low point, her hustle bustles right along, smoother than the bottom of her new(est)born. When it comes time for a babysitter (which is generally 3 nights a week, depending on which clubs are popping), she casually football passes her softball team to her mother, her mentor, the boss kingpin who taught her how to pimp humanity in the first place. Do not let the spandex and flirtatious nature fool you; avoid this thirst trap at all costs or suffer a “cuffing season” that doesn’t end until you die or she gets busted for welfare fraud.

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