Popular artists will never honestly cop to being average in bed. If Drake, the bastion of millennial honesty, won’t do it, your favorite rapper probably won’t either. Bravado sells.
But leave it to Reddit to expose the truth. There’s a Reddit thread entitled: “Girls who have slept with rock stars; How was it? What was your perception of the person afterwards? What did your friends and family think (if you told them)? etc.” As you expect there’s pure gold.
“One of my ex girlfriends roommates slept with Lil Wayne back in college after a show in D.C. When he had finished, he threw a hundred dollar bill at her and kicked her off the tour bus.”
“A girl I knew in college “slept” with John Mayer after the Concert for Virginia Tech. I say “slept” because he had her lie on the bed, then he j***ed off on her. Then he just left.”
“Summer of 2013 my friends and I met Justin Bieber at Muzik Nightclub in Toronto. One of my friends ended up leaving with Justin and his boys to go back to The Hazelton (hotel). She ended up sleeping with Justin and and multiple boys from his crew. There was like 5 girls there and they made them all sign contracts and took away their cellphones. He referred to himself as JB and made everyone sit around and listen to him sing for like an hour while he continuously smoked a shit ton of weed. Too funny.”
And then this person…
“I know a girl who slept with Justin Bieber about a year ago. Super hot Swedish girl (I guess he’s still big/not super hated over there…). Had to sign an NDA. Said he was super lazy in bed. Average size. Pretty much what you’d expect I guess.”
“My sister briefly dated (and thus slept with) Lance Bass from NSYNC at what would have been the height of NSYNC fan girl mania.
Lance of course eventually ended up coming out as gay, so now I get to jab her that she fucked him so poorly he switched teams.”
Will I Am
“Friend of mine slept with Will I Am from the blackeyed peas. She wouldn’t shut up about it for months. I was reading a rolling stone interview with the group and the interviewer asked something like “I heard you were at the sundance film festival this year, what did you guys do while you were there?”
the response was comical: “Bought several boxes of condoms and used every single one.”
we stopped hearing about her trophy sex after that.
To all those with the assumptions that will is gay… this was back in 2002. so, maybe times have changed?”
“Back in like middle school (so 2003-4ish) my friend’s mom slept with Usher. I guess he was genuinely a nice dude, bought her champagne, dinner; he even paid for her cab ride home. We were kids so obviously she didn’t say how the sex was, but it made me think he wasn’t a total jerk at least.”
Wu Tang Clan (kinda…)
“I went to see Wu-Tang clan at the Show box in Seattle around 2010 with some friends and one of them, let’s call her Stacy, disappeared toward the end of the show. We were hesitant to leave without her but she texted saying she was hooking up with someone in Wu-Tang and she’d talk to us tomorrow.
The next day she called and said she got “dicked down”, but then asked me what the white guy in Wu-Tang’s name was.. I got a good laugh off of that one.”
“Haha. A girl in my city fucked LMFAO…yes both of them.. LMFAO are uncle and nephew. She said she wokeup with a free t-shirt and they had paid for her breakfast.”
“A girl around my town had sex with Jason Derulo.
Her boyfriend was an up and coming sports star in my town and she boinked him after one of his shows in this really sad nightclub. It got out and they broke up. Now every time he plays the opposing team sings ‘Jassoooon Derulo.'”
“Ok not even a throwaway… I f***ed Flavor Flav in a seedy toilet room out the back of the ANU Refectory Bar in 1998. I’m not proud. I try not to tell people. But on the bright side, I didn’t get gonorrhoea.”
Some are hilarious. None of them are that surprising. Read more at the thread here.
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