Five Reasons To Pick A Fight With Jay-Z (And Five Reasons Not To)
After hearing the first shots that Beanie Sigel has sent Jay-Z’s way I implore any rappers getting any ideas to weigh the pros and cons of going to war with Hov before you mobilize.
Five reasons to pick a fight with Hov…
5) Free publicity: It gets people talking about you IMMEDIATELY. This is especially effective if you’re a relative unknown and you get him to say your name (“I’m about a dollar/ what the f*ck is 50 Cent…”)
4) His reluctance to respond: “If I shoot you I’m brainless/if you shoot me you’re famous…” Jay-Z is really cautious when picking his opponents now, so you’re sure to get off a few good shots before he even bothers to respond. Then you can negotiate for a ring tone deal while your buzz is high.
3) The Nets: At 0 and 13, his basketball team The New Jersey Nets is off to one of the worst starts in franchise history giving you tons of easy material right now.
2) His influence is waning. Once upon a time if Jay-Z said something was over, it was really over (ie 4.0 Range Rover, throwback jerseys and BMW X5s) but after calling for the death of Auto-Tune the program has become more popular than ever and enjoyed tons of free publicity (see #5). Even Kanye west has defied his decry that “Timbs We Off That” and has been seen rocking them heavily.
1) He’s not battle-ready: The last time he responded to someone was “Brooklyn High,” the answer to Jim Jones. Not a weak response on its own but hardly a contender for the list of “greatest answer records ever.”
Five reasons to pump your brakes…
5) The best people to ever do it either ended up working with him or for him. Just ask Nas and Jadakiss.
4) You may end up with your heart on a mantle right next to Prodigy’s. The incarcerated Mobb Deep member has never been the same since being the first contestant on that Summer Jam screen.
3) “The Takeover” While “Ether” is celebrated as the how-to manual on diss records Hov brought that performance out of Nas with one directed verse (which also spawned a a really cool website www.smartenupnas.com).
2) You can end up looking real crazy if you change your mind. When it comes to dissing Hova The Game has gone back and forth like a Cameo Song. (Then: ““You got a bad b*tch word/Ain’t no [expletive] like hers/Just ask the Mavericks, Cowboys, Rockets and The Spurs.” Now: “if he responds, if he feels like you’re really pissing him off and he responds, [Jay-Z] gonna f— you up! He would f— me up, I’m just glad he didn’t respond…”
Ironically, Tony Yayo told Game that attacking Jay-Z was a “stupid move.”
When was the last time you heard this many superthug rappers tell each other that attacking another rapper is a bad idea?
And R&B dudes can heed this warning too. Chris Brown allegedly called Jay-Z a “cornball” on Twitter during the AMA’s then erased it:
1) The 15th Law of Power says to “Crush Your Enemy Completely.” Even if you manage to get off a nice mixtape diss, you still have to put out your own album that is a)better than any of Jiggas and b) outsells any of his. Then you have to marry a woman better looking than Beyonce, sell out Madison Square Garden and get your business/endorsement game up so high that you have the sports, liquor and automotive industries in your back pocket. Essentially, you have to wipe Jay-Z off the face of the earth without killing him. (Because if you kill him he becomes a martyr like Biggie or Pac and you’ll never truly defeat him.) Unless you are this thorough don’t even bother.
The only person who can really take Jay-Z out of the game right now is Jay-Z. Just ask Rakim…
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Comments (21)
Real talk, this man can pretty much do what the f*** he want. You think he care what we think? Like he said,”What you eat don’t make me s***”. Him and Bey can probably chill with Barack and Michelle at the White House like college friends. He might have 99 haters, but problems…none!
I ain’t ridin the hov wagon. I’m just sayin, he got his; still gettin his, and gon keep gettin his regardless. Basically, all the hatin is pointless and really serves no purpose whatsoever. Who cares? While everybody mad; frowning and grittin they teeth, this man gon still be sniffin 5-star restaurant dishes; takin trips around the world with Bey on her knees “fixin it” for him every night, and smiling and fartin at the same time without the least concern for what anybody think of him.
JA GOT FLOWS JUST GOT TO KNOW WHERE THEY R NOT LIKE HE THA GODFATHER OR ANYTHING
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come on now, don’t give jay all that cred.. he ain’t all that. he cool in some areas. he’s not a god! don’t praise too hard, might ruin your chances….lol
I love Jay-Z! I think Beyonce’ is the best in her lane and so is Jay so its only right that they marry.
why is all this jay z hate suddenly surfacing
but why does it really matter? at the end of the day are your opinions going to change that he IS successful and he IS almost a billionare. no amount of hate or well wishers is going to change the fact that he earned. you dont like him but somebody does. enough ppl to have crush a record set by only the beatles. maybe i am a groupie. but i also f**k with the truth. and if a nigga is wrong he is wrong. like when kanye dissed taylor swift… i was disgusted and dissappointed in him. but thus far i cant even see why niggas is hating on this man instead of congratulating him. he is a black man and he isnt selling drugs (anymore). he is a philanthropist. a innovator. a businesman. stop hating.
Jay-Z has the Answers but he also has falacies of the Teachings our Ancestors has left you 2 STUDY, RESEARCH! he offers a WEAK synopsis of the Teachings, he has 1 aim and that is his Pockets and the Potency of Destructive Distortion…..he is A traitor 2 you and yours(Children/Family) fuk him being Black, fuk him being A RAPPER, fuk his Halftruths….U know it is not even about him!!! Fuk the Wizard of his Oz….Jay-Z is SMOKESCREEN….tell the Wizard of Oz 2 come from behind his Nlgga Jlgga……I WANNA KNOW WHO THE FUK IS THE PERSON WITH THEY HAND UP SHAWN’S RECTUM….who’s pulling the STRINGS????
these are the people we are in dire concern over…….U R all complacent with All that the Media has 2 offer….WITHOUT RADIO, TELIVISION, CELLPHONES, INTERNET what the fuk will you people do with yourselves??? how will you survive??? U R Socially inadequate!!! U have no game and cannot network face 2 face!! U live A life thru MYSPACE, FACEBOOK, BLACKPLANET and cannot FOCUS on A Book 2 inform you and Elevate your Minds cognitivity…transducers….neuro-transmitters
AND WTF IS HE DOIN IN THAT PICTURE UP TOP LMAO
WHAT THE FUK YALL NIGGAS GIVE JAY SO MUCH CREDIT FOR NIGGAS ACTIN LIKE HE IS GOD ON EARTH ALL IM SAYIN IS DO YOU RESEARCH ON THIS NIGGA BEFORE YOU TAKE SIDES WITH THIS DUDE
AND HE IS DEFINITELY NOT THE BEST LYRICALLY I DONT SEE WHY MORE PEOPLE AINT F**KIN WIT HIM
How about one reason not to pick a fight with jay- z hes got a lot of friends and one of his best friends is Ben Franklin
I hate to get off the subject but, what in the hell kinda face was Oprah maken in picture 18???? Anyways….. Will yall please leave Jay-Z alone! I aint a huge fan but, that man is doin his thing, and at least he’s doing it without all of the negative energy and disappointing distractions!
lol this sh!t is funny and you may have 5 reason not to like Jay-z and he only need 1 hit man to shut you up.
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Jay-Z to my knowledge never lifted a hand towards Beyonce, if I were Chris I’d lay low just a little while longer.
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Bulls**t Nas Murdered His Ass n whoever wrote this Article sure is Doin push ups on the Camel’s Nuts…N he aint neva gon be like Pac unless he outsells him of which i don see him doin It
KML at this TOPIC and ya’ll WONDER WHY Jay-z CALL/THINK HE IS GOD. BECAUSE OF SH*T LIKE THIS and HIS A$$ IS NO BETTER THAN THE NEXT MAN. IF YOU SH*T PEOPLE AND LIE-and SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL…YEAH SURE YOU WOULD BE ON TOP OF JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING and PLUS YOU GOT TOPIC LIKE THIS and the MEDIA to PAINT YOU OUT LIKE YOUR THE BEST EVER,YEAH SURE YOU WOULD BE ON TOP OF THINGS AND WHEN YOU GOT A WIFE WHO WENT FROM COVER TO HALF NAKED SHAKING HER A$$-ON EVERYTHING SHE DO AND SOLD HER SOUL TO THE DEVIL…SURE-TOPIC LIKE THIS WILL SAY YOUR ON TOP OF EVERYTHING. TRUTH IS THEY ONLY ON EVERYTHING YOU LIKE ABOUT THEM-NOT EVERYONE SAY NOR THINK HE IS THE BEST NOR IS HIS WIFE THE FINEST…JUST YA’LL PUT THEM IN THE LIMELIGHT…of EVERYTHING. (JUST MY PERSONAL OPINION AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO LIKE WHAT I TYPED-YOU IN “TITLE” TO YOUR ON OPINION…JUST DON’T COME AT ME TWISTED-BECAUSE I WILL STRAIGHT COME BACK AT YOU.)IM NOT A HATER-JUST KEEPING IT REAL.
If this is all that black people have to talk about then we have a problem houston. P.S. Thats B.S.,Mr._nanastroker get the fnck on with that stupid sh!t,who ever think that sh!t real you talking about,crazy as the person who wrote this article…
I DONT GET DROPPPED.I DROP THE LABEL.JAY IS THE BEST THING SMOKING
Can you please get off of this dudes d1ck, Wack planet? If you go to a MUSIC STORE and not through your MP3, you’d know that there are other artists out there beside he, Kan-gay, and Li’l Brain and their cronies! This is part oif the reason why your so called “hip-hop” (like y’all really know the damned difference, anyway) sucks!
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