I’ll bet my SALARY he won’t utter one disrespectful word. Well, maybe..Am I trying to start a beef that’s far from brewing? Hell no. But a couple of previous conversations ignited the start to this post. In retrospect, Em’s holds court in the “jest” lane.
His banter is sarcastic, but harmless. His motives are to tickle your funny bone, but to embarrass you on every public forum; even when his efforts seem lazy (see “We Made You”)
I did a brief background check on Em’s past “verbal quarrels” and a majority of his opponents, well the rapping ones, haven’t been much of a threat. We have Ja Rule, Jermaine Dupri, Canibus and Benzino.
Lyrically, Canibus is the only one who poses the threat. Physically, well, I don’t think neither party (Em or the aforementioned artist) would take it that route.
Em’s lyrical track record speaks volumes, which is probably why a majority of hip hop’s elite wouldn’t attempt to tread those waters. But I’m curious- would Em? “We Made You”, Em’s first single from his new album, “Relapse” serves as a playful and malicious jab towards the foul ups of pop cultures head honchos. Of course we’ve been down this road with Marshall before, so in no way are we surprised….but where are the rappers?
Where’s Officer Ricky? Where’s Jeezy? Where’s T.I.? Where’s Jimmy? I mean it’s all fun and games right??? Anyway, here are 10 rappers Em PROBABLY wouldn’t throw a grape at. Agree? Disagree? Don’t care? Head to the comments section….IT’S THERE FOR A REASON!
10. Asher Roth- Would MJ talk that sh*t to Kobe? Ok then.
9. DMX- After what he’s been through, I wouldn’t even say “Hello” to Dark Man X.
8. The Game- Downing a bottle of Hennessy live onstage will distort your judgement in any given situation. And it’s PRETTY damn obvious Jayceon has a disdain for his own life, so I doubt he gives a FUDGE about Em’s.
7. Jadakiss- He dismantled Curtis Jackson single handedly and carries a box cutter to meet and greets. Pshhhhh, play if you want, Marshall.
6. Remy Ma- She cut her best friend for $300, so she’ll probably cut her LYRICAL opponent for much less.
5. Young Buck- I don’t care if he cried over the phone with snot hanging out his coke infested nose, that man shanked another human being at an awards ceremony.
4. Jay-Z- After what Em did to him on “Renegade”, Lucky Lefty is LOOKING for a reason to lyrically and physically “Lance ‘Un’ Rivera” Eminem.
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