10 Reasons Nas & Kelis’ Baby Will Need Therapy
So I was at home eating some weed brownies and watching “Robot Chicken” on Adult Swim thinking about Nas and Kelis’ poor kid. I feel bad for him, but not because of the divorce or anything. That’s just life. Kids grow up with single parents every day.
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But here are the real reasons I think their kid is gonna need therapy.
10) Your stepsister had her baby seat skeeted on by Jay-Z and he made a song about it.
9) Your parents had sex with blindfolds and made a song about it.
8 ) Your friends will have both of these songs on their iPods and torture you with them.
7) Your uncle’s name is “Jungle.” He will swear to you he is a rapper. Don’t believe him.
6) Your dad can’t drive but owns many cars. You will be his chauffeur one day.
5) Your birth will be on Twitter
4) People have seen your mom naked. Many times. She’s hot. Deal with it.
3) Your mom has been photographed wearing gold fronts that made her look like a winner on Flavor of Love. Wait…there are no winners on Flavor of Love, just survivors.
2) Your dad would rather get beats from Chris Webber than DJ Premier.
1) One or both of your parents were probably as high as I am right now when you were conceived. Your THC levels will be off the charts until you’re 30. Good luck finding a job. Hope you can sing, kiddo.
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Comments (18)
I love Kelis and Nas and I think she is funny but no Kelis don’t wear grillz. lol Oh the reason I think she is funny is because she got arrested for trying to chase prostitutes off a corner in New York and got arrested when it turned out to be police trying to do an undercover sting on prostitutes and johns. lol
WHATS UP WITH HER TEETH! ILLLL WTF MAN ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE PISSED ON THEM!
Jerry, you need to concentrate on stories that uplifts a Black person. Are you serious with this garbage. Look for a new job maybe TMZ would like your stories basically because its down playing your own kind.
Hater!.. i hate when ppl but into celebrities’ lives..leave them alone..let them enjoy their new blessing in peace!..Sheesh!
Personally I think folks write stories such as these to generate a laugh or two, but it’s not funny. You’re talking about a defenseless child who didn’t ask to be brought into this world. I’m sure there are children born into more disfunctional families and instead of glorifying it why not be part of the solution instead of part of the problem. Maybe you should tune into Black America Two on CNN tonight, and listen to the positive things about African Americans instead of bring out the negative. All news isn’t good news!!!
good for nas men are nothing but heart breaks he needs t pay for his sins.
High or not, I think some things are just not other people’s business. I mean damn…..
Kelis is in a class all by herself, and no negative words is going to ruin this chick’s career. No wonder celebs keep their children away from the media…hint hint
I don’t think the list is funny at all. The fact is that could be an illegitimate kid if Nas and Kelis don’t swallow their pride and cooperate so that they could raise the child. Kelis is asking for child support like a welfare mother rather than focusing on Nas being there to be a father to his child. How is asking him for money making him a responsible father? Some women have the wrong idea of what makes a man a father to his child.
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exactly 1divine_soul.
and how the hell is destiny the kids stepsister when they have the same father? some people are ignorant and stupid, like some of these posters laughing about this.
calling someone a “cosigning fagg”, isn’t exactly showing them any kind of love either…hello!…practice what you preach!
I agree with 1Divine_Soul
people need to leave celebrity’s children out of this, and this slave mentalitized person that wrote this should stepp back into their coffin, because he is N/A and unknown, and i hate when these cosigning faggs agree with anything another male says…stop degrading others in our race, yall need to stop this self hate s**tt…if you hate yourself and other that look like u that much, Murk da fuk off, runoff into a bush or son’n, but don’t have children, and don’t hate others….we are a healing nation of Africans, and from the way i see d s**ttt, we on top of our game right now….and dude you fowl for putting this up here about Nas, this dude can’t see his child man, where you a single parent home child, Do you know what’s that like, fuking creep
maury say’s NAS YOUR ARE NOT THE FATHER cheap s**t.
That whole “Your step-sister had her car seat skeeted on by Jay-Z…and he made a song about it” was super hillarious! Dammit that made me laugh for the day
I think the beat from Chris Weber on “survivingthe times is classic material” Nas should get more beats like that for an album …illmatic stuff
Next time you get high and start thinking about s**t like this keep it to yourself
yeah i was thinking the same thing…whatever the momma is feeling during the vprenancy, the baby feels also…i just see this baby as being a instrument of war for these two and my theory is further confirmed by the fact that they were supposed to be in court the day she had her baby…this baby is marked for life…