I know, I know, you’re probably thinking – “Who the eff cares?” – but the New York Post certainly does.

Check out this quick blurb about Chris Breezy’s Facebook status:

“Chris Brown may have made his first statement following his alleged beating of superstar girlfriend Rihanna.

“According to the New York Post, he’s posted an update on his private (Christopher Maurice Brown) Facebook page: “You’ll begin to see her true colors. Believe it!”

Is he implying that Rihanna is partly to blame for the alleged attack that resulted in her bruises, scratches and bite marks?

And good news for die-hard Chris Brown fans: He may have confirmed a split by changing his Facebook relationship status to “single.”

And he may be staying at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas, according to E!.

“We cannot confirm that Chris is staying with us,” a Hard Rock spokesman tells E! News. “However, several of his friends are staying on [the] property.”

The real reason for the non-confirm?  Could it be that Brown is under 21 and couldn’t check himself in or get a room in his own name?

Instead, it’s possible he arrived with his posse and they reserved a suite for him.

Call me crazy but Sin City — full of temptation — is not the place you want to be if you are Chris Brown right about now.

Because, in his case, you know that what happens in Vegas is definitely not staying there.”