GALLERY: White Rappers That ROCK!!!

i aint herda summa dem whiteyz. i knew bout eminem uh korse an asher an bubba. cant forget about da beastie boyz an vanilla ice aka rob van winkle. i herd dat whole suge incident wuz all a lie made ta wreck hiz image. f**kin uncool! john cena wuz da s**t. i got hiz album. he wanted ta b a rapper but said wwf or wwe or wuteva dey wanna b called owns da name ‘john cena’ an so any earninz from hiz album go ta dem instead a him so he dont wanna do no other wunz. wut a shame cuz he got talent. itz strange how marky mark look a lil bit like john cena but uglier. i dint memba john brown. he look like a white eazy e! forgot all bout mc serch. he discovered nas? well at least he kno good muzik when he hear it. lil wyte a weird ass muthaf**ka. neva herd nuttin by him. paul wall iz like da white mike jones i swear. i aint herda no necro an he got 6 lps? on wut? “doesnt matter records”?! lmao! i jus luv ta clown da f**kin undaground. my motto on da s**t: “if it aint been herd evraware, it aint worth hearin” how a group gonna b called ‘young black teenagers’? datz a s**tty generic-soundin name, an wit a white member nundaless. neva herda dem an dont want 2 ever. forgot about house party. i swear kid from kid an play wuz a white rapper. he wuz hella pale fo a nigga. if not dat fade, he cuda easily been white. i donno s**t bout no rapper named snow. unless he turned inta young jeezy. get it? he call hizself da snowman. lmao! jus a play on wurdz. i aint herd no everlast but ‘jump around’ wuz da s**t back n day. im still tryna figga out instrument made dat strange screech sound. da beat wuz colda than da lyrics. vanilla ice shuda rapped 2 it. maybe he wuda went platnum. he cuda used it, specially since hammer went bankrupt. wudnt itta been dope if he hiz career dint die off like da dinosaurs? naw syke! but he had a good run tho. i swear he wuz reborn az asher roth. i kno eminem mad az s**t at asher fo tryna sound like him. u expect me ta beleev datz ashers real voice? datz like tellin ppl michael jackson sounds dat way cuz he sips helium fo breakfast. actually, datz mo beleevable than asher soundin like eminem witout tryin. hes a copycat like guerilla black wuz fo impersonatin biggie.