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The folks at TheSmokingSection are big fans of birth control. In fact, they really want to make sure that the following list of women opt to use it often and spare us all the expense of paying legal fees for their progeny.

5. Snooki Considering how much of a whore this orange oompa-loompa portrays herself as on The Jersey Shore, I half-way expect a baby to just fly out of her Italian pu-pu platter every time she does one of those patented dance-floor cartwheels.

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