Did You Hear About This? 5.20.09

Act Surprised: Amy Winehouse drinks her way to the hospital | Dlisted

Act Surprised Again: Lady GaGa was mistaken for a hooker | Holy Moly

Someone roughed up Simon Cowell’s girl | Rolling Stone

Just in case you haven’t seen enough of Paris Hilton’s parts | Hollywood Tuna

Why does Brooke Hogan have a new single? Why? (site NSFW) | DrunkenStepfather