I f*#ks with Black Jesus! Dude is hilarious!

Humm. I really dont know what to say about Black Jesus. You did say one thing that Stood out to me.. Which was, “Your mind is not ready and and your heart is not open.”

lmao… this s**t is funny… but i mean damn if jesus was our homie we wouldnt even know and thats a damn shame… but yeah… wait a min if jesus was black y do he got good hair on here? last time i heard he had hair like wool and this is hair like silk lmao… but s**t… jesus can be my homie but the yak and herd aint welcome into my home but ill settle for a double cheese buger and some fesh mickey d fries lmao

It was funny and I liked it.

trust i will be sending this to all i know..hilarious

“Black Jesus” – I love it! It’s everything truthful we dislike about ourselves packaged and presented in a creative, yet “uneasily” common, everyday approach. Nevermind the slang street-talk and profanity; unfortunately, there are many of us who fail to hear, receive and comprehend little else.

Was the term “yeans” used to infer lost sheep, perhaps? Or, was it an added emphasis on the Hebraic Alephbet’s lack of a letter J?

As for the Steve Jobs (Apple CEO) mention, was this in reference to his illness and the early, albeit expected, untimely August 28, 2008 Bloomberg obituary release?

Not sure how to receive this. It’s funny and not funny all at the same time but that’s life. Life has so many complexities that can create mixed emotions. Really Black Jesus is telling the truth. Jesus Christ spoke the truth and no one was trying to hear him either.

i honestly think this is the most ignorant thing a person can put out there it’s bad enough to hear people say if you want to hide something from a black person put itin a book now you showed the world you have not even read the most important book in the word the bible he’s not a white man or a black man but he is a man of color and strop please stop making our race look bad cause i refuse to fuss with a fool about the bible or anything else cause from a distance it’s hard to tell who the fool is(unless your dumb enough to put yourself out on front street like this mess here)

LOL WHAT THE HELL IS THIS LOL ITS TRUE BUT TOO HOOD FOR JESUS LOL LOL LOL BUT FOR REAL MY NIGGA LOL AND THIS NIGGA INTODUCTION THAT S**T FUNNY

the first top one was a little out of pocket towards the end. but still funny …and true … a little tiny bit tactless but hey the truth hurts…

OK I BARELY GO TO CHURCH NOW AND PREY EVERY OFTEN SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THINGS WOULD BE ANY FUKING BETTER BY HAVE A BLACK JESUS RACE DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE HE IS A SPRIRT==-======= NOT PERSON ANYMORE TILL HE COMES BACK AND HE NOT GOING TO BE ON NO FRIENDLY BULLS**T BY WHAT I KNOW FORM MISSIONARY BAPTIST TERMS HE COMING TO GET THINGS TOGETHER ONCE AND FOR ALL ALL BULLS**T WILL STOP PEOPLE GOING TO HELL SOME PEOPLE GOING WITH HIM SIMPLE AS THAT!!!!!! IF GOD IS LOVE SO… IS THERE ENOUGH LOVE IN A BLACK MEN TODAY???????????????? HELL NO SO HOW CAN JESUS BE BLACK POSSIBLY?????????

I agree with Flex but at the same time its the truth if you listen to what hes staying lol but in the same token its comedy with a little twist of reality and mild language. My people dont be so upset just little to his message.

I don’t see nothing wrong, people go to church every Sunday to PTP (pay the pimp)

Tooo Wild!!!

Some people are just dumb as shyt. But as for the videos, they all had a message. You probably didnt interpret cause you wasnt lookin for the point of view. Off top though, Im spiritual, believe in a god. Not jesus. It was said and proven that Christianity was a religion givin to slaves to have faith in something while gettin our ass beat. To have faith that things would get better. What is true religion. No one knows. It was stolen from us. Theres missin books of the bible. as well as parts in the bible that were so gruesome they had to be removed cause people would be scared into the religion. P.S. Imma intelligent thug. What can I say.

That was to funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, man I needed a laugh too

it is kinda sad that this is bout the only way for some black people to view the truth, because if it was a white person and the show was not funny, u think half of us is gonna pay attention to “the word”? But seeing this does make u think about everyday like, how Jesus did die for us, asks for so little in return, all he asks is that we live our life through his words..but this was hella funny tho lol

For those that think this is making Blacks look bad, Shut up and Wake up! We dont even know Jesus exsisted. All we know is what was put in our non-english speaking ancestor hands while they were being exploited. I’m a spiritual man of God and the “Good Book” does have alot of lessons, but you gotta take it with a grain of salt. That stuff is like mother goose. Every story has been written so while you believing in and waiting on miracles, the obvious is in ya face….Certain outcomes for certain instances. If this offended you,, open ya mind cuz while our race is evolving kids are getting smarter and this is what interest them in stead of some dry literature written by a criminal. I’m down if it takes a little humor to shine light on the way things should be….. When I say that, I mean we are all Gods children and Jesus is my brother, so we should all be able to do as our brother. Right? You aint gotta walk on water or even be Christian, just be righteous in your decisions and day to day life. Make a heaven on earth cuz I aint tryin to wait to die to be happy. Give me my happiness now. God Bless

so funny ya know? i mean Jesus is all shapes and colors why it gotta be about bein black or white…there is a million other things to think about….mann what has this world become???

Mane………..Come on mane………You brothas is foolssss…….For dat…. And A MiDwest Money Minneapolis Niccca like myself loves it…..when Black Jesus gone walk across water on nat water…… Inna minute Mane… Mile A Minute

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This was realllllll funny. Keep up the EXCELLENT WORKS.

Hi-larious!! thas some cool s**t!!

introduction had me dying….

I didn’t watch it yet, but why does black Jesus have a weave? lol

I haven’t watched the clips yet but I hope this was intended to be funny because I’m “laughing”!!! SMH.

DAMN jesus!!! whats your phone number? you sexy ass hell!!!i owe my momma an apology for not goin to church!!now i know why she named me Faith.

ALL JESUS WENT THU, I’D SMOKE A WHOLE ZIP WIT THAT NIGGA! BUBBLE KUSHI!

i luv dis show. black jesus iz ma nigga. lmao! evra episode funny

I feel this is total foolishness and like the bible says that the wisdom of the world is FOOLISHNESS to God and i’ll never see these videos because to me i feel these people and the people watching it are making fun of jesus by using derogatory words and this to me is blasphemy!!! against jesus which is a big sin, like flexdaddy said please STOP this stupid/dumb videos and you guys REPENT… of your sins because his coming back soon when you least expect him (ARMAGEDDON)

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THE BLACK JESUS IN THE BIBLE REV.1:1,12-15 IS NO LAUGHING MATTER AND NOT TO BE SPOKEN ABOUT IN VAIN. THE BIBLE SAYS WHEN BLACK JESUS COMES BACK THE 2ND COMING THE WHOLE PLANET EARTH IS GOING TO REEL TO AND FRO LIKE A DURNKARD AND SHALL “BE REMOVED LIKE A COTTAGE” ISA. 24:20 NOW WITH SUCH GREAT POWER I WOULD THINK GOD’S PEOPLE WOULD SPEAK ABOUT BLACK JESUS WITH MORE RESPECT BECAUSE IT’S DUE. BUT THIS IS WHAT CHRIST SAYS ABOUT HIS PEOPLE.

ISA. 5:13 THEREFORE MY PEOPLE ARE GONE INTO CAPTIVITY, BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE…

CHRIST PEOPLE IN CAPTIVITY YOUR MIND AND NOT IN YOUR RIGHT LAND HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF BLACK JESUS BECAUSE IF THEY DID THEY WATCH THEIR STEP WHEN SPEAKING ABOUT THE BLACK JESUS IN THE HOLY BIBLE AND NOT BE LIKE THE NATIONS.

come peoples ya taking this to far bras playing wit the Lord and knowing One day ya going to return and what ya think he going to say when ya turn to leave and ya face him .He’s going to show ya mocking and blasphemy in his name ya should be ashamed to be doing this kind of thing i’ll be Praying for yaas well as myself for reading this crap

None of us are one to judge! Nonetheless, these sketches are mocking Jesus. When he returns, I don’t know exactly what He’d think, but I doubt this would make Him laugh.

THIS IS NOT GOOD U SHOULD NOT PLAY WITH GOD THAT’S A LITTTLE BIT TO FAR……

LMAO!!! As offensive and sacrilegious as that ish is to christians, there’s an awful lot of truth in it. Reminds me of that episode of the boondocks where they presented the alternate reality where MLK Jr. didn’t get assassinated. Now Jesus wouldn’t be doing all that cussing and stuff…probably. But dude would be heated lol.

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

Everyone worried about how blasphemous this is needs to make sure their butt is in church on Sunday. Save your own soul and let freethinkers enjoy this comedy! LOL Keep it coming Aaron.

Ok, we already have a lot of people shutting down on the kingdom of God because of things like this. The ridicule, the disrespect to what God stands for, everybody coming up to the pupit claiming they’ve been called to preach when quite frankly, they up there killing the spirit of those hurting and lost. The last thing this dude needs to be doing is adding insult to injury with his 40 oz and them crusty feet all up on those people’s furniture. I’m not super saint, but I am a woman who believes in God and believes that Jesus came to set us IMPERFECT human beings free. I have the strength to overcome nonsense like this, but what about those thousands of other God fearing and God seeking people out there who aren’t so strong?

Black Jesus, white Jesus, whatever. What matters the most is that despite what color people say he is, he is the son of God and the Good Shepherd to ALL of us, even those who ridicule him. The color of our skin plays no role in his redemption of us and God’s love for us.

i dont get you christian people and how blacks are still christian specially using the king james version of the bible… yall will always be slaves

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they say god has a sense of humor but yall took it a wee bit too far.

I don’t like this. This is beyond ignorant.

much love to black jesus my nigg’

people wont understand no matter what race and if he didnt cuss. . . .

i watched the first video and didn’t want to see the rest, this is absolutely ignorant. Come on people, let us use our creative talents in a better way.

WOW some of you people are slow, read the messages between the skit and Jesus was Black not a white hippie some of ya’ll niggas need to unbrainwash yourself.

Crying laughing @ Saundra64: I didn’t watch it yet, but why does black Jesus have a weave? lol

Now see gurl…I haven’t watched it either but you’re seriously making me want to!

I think I’ll hold off for a while longer and just lay here in the cut and read what everybody else (who has watched it) has to say…lol!

WELL I THINK BLACK JESUS GOT SUM SEXI LIPS MY NIGGA.LOL

oh god. here ya’ll come with the black panther political correctness ass ninja talk. All this breaking s**t down and the what nots. People huggin they crosses. Act like you didnt laugh at worse. Then you must not ever watch BET or laugh at racist jokes.
It’s comedy.
get a grip MY NIGGA. lol

First of all if you read your bible in Revelations when Paul saw God he said he had white wiry hair. To me that sounds like black. As for this video, they should like Jesus do what he’s been doing, saving people that want to be saved. He’s a friend to everyone.

I don’t like the fact that “Jesus” is made a mockery of. NOT CUTE!!!!!!!!!

this is funny and it held me over till i got word of the 3rd season of the boondocks comin soon if only people would stop bein so sensitive where’s your sense of humor people

anything for the sake of humor, even blasphemy. people have turned Christ into a complete joke.

God and Jesus are always off limits for jokes. This mess is horrible–play with God if u want to.

naw ain’t funny iam not the one to play with the jesus jokes.

Ya’ll sum sensitive ass people on here. This sh!t is to damn funny then he ends up getting a message out of all the episodes.

BLACK JESUS MY NAGAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i thought I was da only one who knew about this LOL

Hmmm this is just a tad bit on the tacky side…

LOL these fools are hella stupid for this! Gimme more!

I AGREE A LIL BIT, BUT JESUS DIDNT HAVE LONG HAIR! -”Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?!”
THIS JESUS HANGS AROUND SUM DUMB A$$ NIGGAZ, SO DID MY JESUS IN THE BIBLE! THE APOSTLES NEVER UNDASTOOD SHYT THE LORD USED TO TELL THEM! THEY DIDNT UNDASTAND TIL AFTER HIS DEATH BURIAL AND RESURRECTION! BUT FUNNI STYLL!

satan at its best. none of them believe in Jesus therefore they ridicule him. why watch such immature material…

Remy’s body don’t look like that albm cover

LMAO @ MoneyMakerWes whats immature is your thought process….give it a chance 2 advance

I will repost this, additionally I hope you guys know that Scientist has determined that Jesus never existed through the DNA process….therefore Jesus is folklore and mythical as in Zeus/Jesus RESEARCH+STUDY and then JUDGE

PounCake
12-20-2008 11:51 am
For those that think this is making Blacks look bad, Shut up and Wake up! We dont even know Jesus exsisted. All we know is what was put in our non-english speaking ancestor hands while they were being exploited. I’m a spiritual man of God and the “Good Book” does have alot of lessons, but you gotta take it with a grain of salt. That stuff is like mother goose. Every story has been written so while you believing in and waiting on miracles, the obvious is in ya face….Certain outcomes for certain instances. If this offended you,, open ya mind cuz while our race is evolving kids are getting smarter and this is what interest them in stead of some dry literature written by a criminal. I’m down if it takes a little humor to shine light on the way things should be….. When I say that, I mean we are all Gods children and Jesus is my brother, so we should all be able to do as our brother. Right? You aint gotta walk on water or even be Christian, just be righteous in your decisions and day to day life. Make a heaven on earth cuz I aint tryin to wait to die to be happy. Give me my happiness now. God Bless

ummmmmmmmmmmm???? smh

….blasphemy! I wonder if these people realize how God feels about this. It’s not cute nor is it cool to immolate Christ in a mocking and perverted manner. If you wanna be like Christ, follow His commandments…read up on how He lived and see how your life will really change! I’m praying…God is doing the judging.

Several Bible scriptures proves Jesus and the JEWS where black.
01 These scriptures mention brass skin (to dark for middle eastern).

02 Judges 16:19,1 Timothy 2:9,1 Peter 3:3 mention braids, that is a black characterist.

03 Daniel 7:9 hair like wool. That is a black characteristic.

04 They mention inflamed “members” that is a black male reputation.

05 They mention breast like a goats breast. That is a black female characteristic.

06 Leviticus 13:37 mention black hair as a sign of not having the skin or leper infection that eliminates a lot of white ethnic people.

07 They mention you will be carried off as slaves (this would be after Jesus death) that eliminates almost all races except black and east Indian on a large scale.

08 The scriptures mentioned people will hate you all over the world, that happens to blacks all over the world.

09 The scriptures mentioned you will be poor, and wanting, and opressed (that is not a current isreal claim anyone can make).

10 Matthew 5:36 jews hair was either white or black (obviously depending on age).

There are many scriptures that prove Jesus was black, your just ignoring them.

proved what through the DNA process? And you belived it? Guess what they can’t even prove a person is 100% chance of being someones father, or mother. Each generation brings more uncertainty. Your going back to prove something WITHOUT A SAMPLE. Because if they had a SAMPLE it would prove that he existed. What exactly is science that requires you to have faith that it guess right?

Jesus would never say nigga that many times in one sentence nor would he drive an escalade.
He’d have Jag!!!!!

I’m suprised the REAL Jesues didn’t shot his ass down with an lighjtning bolt…..
ha ha ha very funny-NOTTTT!!!!

This is so funny..I love it!

yall black folkes will always be slaves….look how they all took this shyt way too serious….lol…..dat was some funny ish tho…am on youtube already searching for da other testaments of this clip….lmaoo

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