Happy birthday, Purple Rain! | Jezebel

Bar Rafaeli does a super hot cover for Esquire | Esquire

Miley Cyrus, Max Azria, and WalMart? Sounds hellish. | WWD

If you care about the Jonas Brothers, or at least care about laughing at them, you’ll enjoy this | Dlisted

Riding a motorcycle butt a** naked has GOT to hurt. | CityRag

The KKK‘s going for the kids now. Great. | Jezebel

Apparently Paris was supposed to get the face full of nuts. How…unfamiliar? | Dlisted

Dude cuts off penis to spite his parents. How this made sense to him, we’ll never know | USA Today

Lindsay Lohan has to eat to get paid. Womp, womp. | Hollywood Rag

Lisa Bonet heads out with the younguns | The YBF

Rest in peace, Butt Hole Road | Towleroad

For being like a million years old, Pam Anderson‘s still got it! | Dlisted

British reality show star gets the s*^t beaten out of her. Bloody pics! | MediaTakeOut

Demi Moore‘s missing a tooth! | Popeater

Palin baby daddy Levi Johnston is apparently popular enough for a publicist now. | Jezebel

EWWWWWW, PARIS! | Holy Moly

Has Britney finally gotten that bikini body back? | Egotastic

That chick from 90210 is like the new Benjamin Button | Hollywood Tuna

Did Prince steal Rihanna‘s haircut, or vice versa? | TMZ

THIS is why you should spell-check your tattoos before you get them | Celebslam

Act Surprised: Amy Winehouse drinks her way to the hospital | Dlisted

Act Surprised Again: Lady GaGa was mistaken for a hooker | Holy Moly

Someone roughed up Simon Cowell‘s girl | Rolling Stone

Just in case you haven’t seen enough of Paris Hilton‘s parts | Hollywood Tuna

Why does Brooke Hogan have a new single? Why? (site NSFW) | DrunkenStepfather

Jessica Biel thinks she can’t get jobs cause she’s too pretty, not cause she’s a sucky actress | Dlisted

Are Kate Hudson and A-Rod making the beast with two backs? | Page Six

Well if you were some no-name dating Mel Gibson, you’d let him knock you up too | MSNBC

You can buy tickets to see Carmen Electra get (almost) naked now, if you’re interested | People

Forget jewels – Victoria Beckham needs to lock up her bags! | Daily Mail

Khloe Kardashian? That’s YOU?! | MediaTakeOut

Megan Fox is bisexual? | IDLYITY

Tyra dumps Paulina from ANTM…on her birthday! Not nice. | E!

Meagan Good‘s nip slip isn’t anything to write home about, but you might still be interested | Gossip Jacker

Way to let yourself go, Kelly Clarkson. | Dlisted

WE’VE SPOTTED A GHOST! Oh. Wait. It’s Christina Aguilera. | Lossip

Is Dennis Rodman broke, or just really tacky? | Rhymes With Snitch

Pretty sure this isn’t the idea Marilyn Monroe had in mind… | Hollywood Tuna

AAAAAH! NAKED OLD WOMEN! (don’t worry, it’s safe for work) | Celebitchy

Quentin Tarantino? In heels? Uhmmmm…. | I’m Not Obsessed

Some seriously tacky baby bumps | Jezebel

Is Harry Potter doing it with a tranny? | Perez Hilton

Amy Winehouse is so, so, SO wasted during this performance | The Blemish

We’re seriously hoping Lindsay Lohan‘s not actually  preggos | Dlisted

Shirley Jones is 75. And she might pose for Playboy. | Salon

Wait – so Tyra Banks ISN’T a bigheaded bitch? | E!

Doesn’t matter – Idris Elba still has the hots for her | Gatecrasher

Jordan Sparks is still alive and doing stuff. We know you were wondering. | ICYDK

Octomom almost drops one of her 37 kids. Click to find out which one. | Celebitchy

Zoe Saldana looks fresh and beautiful on Latina | The YBF

Act surprised: Paula Abdul was addicted to painkillers. | MSNBC

Now THAT is a fierce side-eye | Crunk + Disorderly

Kim Kardashian can help you get into your jeans by Friday | Jezebel

Salma Hayek hits the beach | Guanabee

Mike Jack‘s afraid of flying to the UK and catching some swine flu action | Telegraph

Is Rick Fox doin’ it with that chick from Buffy the Vampire Slayer? | The Blemish

Shia LeBoeuf‘s hand’s all lame now, and that sucks | People

Be a beauty queen, win free boobs | ICYDK

Paula Abdul still doesn’t know Bruno made a fool of her | Celebitchy

Support yourself with bull penis | Guanabee

Jessica Alba doesn’t follow road rules | Socialite Life

Why does Al B. Sure‘s son Quincy keep sending letters through the media? Sigh. | Bossip

Tyra testifies! | NewsOne

Mel Gibson unleashes new girlfriend; audiences are underwhelmed | Dlisted

Did you know Julia Roberts loved the F-Bomb this much? | Popeater

Is Carmen Electra preggos? | Gabby Babble

For some people, Popeye’s running out of chicken means the world is going to end | Guanabee

Rapper shows nazis his “black a*$” | F-Listed

What does Jennifer Lopez find sexy? | Hollywood Rag

Serena Williams has 300 pairs of shoes, but has too much booty for pants | NY Times

Hey, on the plus side, it means Britney Spears isn’t pregnant again… | YouTube

Before Octomom had a million babies, she was hittin the pole | IDLYITY

Gary Coleman still just doesn’t see the benefits in lotioning | Bossip

Wesley Snipes mixes quasi-religious attire with train conductor attire | The YBF

Nicole Scherzinger is leaving the Pussycat Dolls – forreal this time | C+D

Rosie Perez! You’re alive!!! | Hissip

Vivica‘s on the prowl | People

What’s Miss California doing at the Gospel Music Awards? | Yahoo!

Is Prince getting sued? | TMZ

Who’s stalking Adrienne Bailon? | Bossip

So Pharrell really did remove those tats. Sigh. | Rhymes With Snitch

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A MILLI VANILLI MOVIE?!!?!?! | Pajiba

Is Lindsay Lohan back on the D? | Dlisted

Amber Rose has too much booty and no pants | Rhymes With Snitch

Jamie Foxx to resurrect Wanda? Oh muh goooodness. | Bossip

Helen Mirren‘s so banging, she puts many young Hollywood chicks to shame | Socialite Life

Jesus? Is that you? What are you doing hanging out in a Kit Kat Bar? | Guanabee

Paula Abdul to perform on American Idol? Say it ain’t so… | LA Times

Hold up – - Justin Timberlake is on the market?! | Perez Hilton

Kelly Rowland hits the beach | Hollywood Tuna

Who’s flyer? A nerd or a gay fish? | COMPLEX

And now you can finally see Jessica Biel naked. Way to go, JT | IDLYITY

Sam Jackson, cleaned up | The Blemish

Kimora‘s got your Baby Phat riiiight… here | WWD

Octomom‘s publicity whoring even more. Here’s an update. | The Smoking Gun

“Daggering” is causing a whole lot of fractured penises these days | Jezebel

No one likes a smelly girl, even if she’s on TV | Celebslam

Patrick Swayze is still hangin’ tough | Just Jared

This dude isn’t feeling Keri Hilson. | C+D

Padma Lakshmi tells Allure her hottest body part is….. | People

Lil Wayne talks about how good his sex game is | Bossip

Madonna shoots for the sympathy route with this pic of her and Mercy | Daily Mail

Vote for who gets the big picture in front of American Apparel’s Harlem, NY location | Racked

Lupe Ontiveros is tired of playing a maid | NPR

Meanwhile, the mountains will be alive with the sound of Lupe Fiasco | Livesteez

Dennis Rodman was kicked out of a hotel. Now, look surprised. | Scandalist

Octomom IS getting a reality show. God help us all. | Celebitchy

Eva Mendes is gonna eat in your bed, then fart it up | I’m Not Obsessed

This is why people say Playmates are dumb | ICYDK

And speaking of Playboy, they’re “tastefully” changing their website | Mediaweek

Beyonce, in cartoon form | People

Gary Coleman‘s mad he had to play a midget in a movie to pay bills | Page Six

Carlos Santana wants to legalize weed, put the profits into schools. Good excuse! | Celebitchy

Mariah Carey: The newest member of Club Nip Slip | City Rag

This is no Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade Float…. | IDLYITY

Chilli and son do Dasani | Crunk + Disorderly

On the other hand, Jessica Alba‘s a total diet Nazi | Celebitchy

Dear Kevin Federline: It’s officially time to put down the fork. | PITNB

Tila Tequila is half naked again, if you’re interested | Hollywood Tuna

What did Jim Jones say about the Kardashian sisters? | Bossip

Beyonce is a… Transformercat? | Dlisted

Of COURSE you can’t call him Mr. Tibbs. | TMZ

This sandwich comes with a delicious side of heart attack! | ABC

Yay for ethnic girls in a Gap ad! | Lossip

Ricky Martin doesn’t like crazy drunk girls | Celebslam

Here’s Michelle Rodriguez. Except she’s not cursing or drinking or doing community service. Maybe it’s not Michelle Rodriguez? | Hollywood Rag

Now this is what we call a Hometown Hottie | F-Listed

Okay, Christina Aguilera. That’s enough peroxide for you. | WIMB

The most unsexy lollipop eating I’ve seen in recent years | Drunken Stepfather

Is Jessica Biel hating on the Justin/Ciara video? | Bossip

Folks are hating on Trina‘s LV ad, but that’s what everyone looks like without Photoshop! | Bossip

Bruno‘s too dirty for an R rating! Sexytimes! | Perez Hilton

So will Michael Jackson‘s son get to take his mask off if he’ll be on stage? | MSNBC

Ahhh…so THIS is how Britney Spears gained all that weight… | IDLYITY

Why have a baby when Mariah can get a dog? | Celebitchy

In case you haven’t seen Christina Milian in a bikini enough… | The Blemish

Hey, Eminem‘s not chunky anymore! And he’s making a new video. | Perez Hilton

Fred Astaire was secretly racist? | Page Six

Some people walk their dogs. Others have sex with them. | F-Listed

…and then “Suavemente” singer Elvis Crespo jerked off on an airplane | Guanabee

If this is true, can someone explain how the f*&$ Wilbur Valderrama gets so much fine celebrity butt? | Mirror

If Mike Jack can’t adopt a kid, the Harry Potter stars will do for now | Holy Moly

So wait – is Nick Cannon shaving his balls, his head, or stealing a bird for Mariah? Or all three? | TMZ

Kim Kardashian is hot, but she can’t pronounce “philanthropy” | Gatecrasher

Cindy Crawford, minus clothes, plus foam | Celebslam

Lil Kim: another nip here, a little tuck there | Bossip

Did YOU know Flavor Flav was this old?!?! | Hollywood Rag

Um. Does this mean Kate Moss doesn’t wipe, or did she just need a stall to do blow in? | dlisted

A-Roid likey the hoes | Celebitchy

Young B‘s now got a boyfriend to wash down all that soup and soda | The YBF

Reason #2398740293874 Heidi Klum is amazing | Socialite Life

Remember Queen Pen? Well, she’s ready to fight. | Bossip

Is any price right for Bob Barker to appear in a porn? | E Online

Would you drop nearly 4 grand for a Barbie trunk? | Forbes

Penelope Cruz covers Vogue Espana | Popsugar

See, Queen Latifah DID sleep with men… at some point… | Rhymes With Snitch