Kandi Burruss has recently launched a line of sex toys, “Bedroom Kandi” and Ne-Yo just released a song called “She Uses Me (Masturbation)” , so it seems that self-love is the order of the day. Since it’s only a matter of time before celebs start licensing their own battery operated stimulus packages, we imagined some celebrity sex toys that should get to market immediately.
Name: “The G-Thang”
Inspired by: Toccara
Named after Toccara’s overflowing “G-cups” this toy is made of a futuristic material that expands in size to your preference. Thick or thin it’s got you covered. However, using this special equipment requires complete focus, so both hands are recommended to bring forth your “ultimate merger.”
Special features: Thanks to a special wrist strap, it also counts calories burned during use.
Name: “The Marshall”
Inspired by: The Rock
Lay down the law in your bedroom with the Rock’s special toy inspired by his role in the movie Fast Five. For the woman on the go, this toy is as persistent as they come. Satisfaction in five minutes or your money back. Handcuffs not included.
Special features: 5 Speeds with a patented “speed bump” stimulator.
Name: “The Wire”
Inspired by: Idris Elba
When a simple phallus won’t cut it, this patented “string of bells” can be inserted for exotic, alternative stimulation.
Special features: DJ Big Driis made sure this pleasure cable can synch to your iPod via USB to pulse in time with the music he’s spinning.
Name: “The First Lady”
Inspired by: LisaRaye
For all you “Single Ladies” this toy is just like its maker; smooth, straight forward and gets right to business. There is no beating around the bush with this one of a kind stimulator.
Special features: It only comes in one color–white.
Name: “The Motivator”
Inspired by: Kelly Rowland
Kelly’s first album was called Simply Deep, so you know she isn’t going to skimp on this toy. Like Rowland, this sensual experience will be a slow build, but once it gets going you might not be able to shut it off.
Special features: If you turn it upside down it becomes the Keri Hilson “Pretty Girl Rocket.”