Ever since 2 Chainz reappeared on the rap scene with a new name and new swag, he has blessed us with quotes like, “I’m allergic to the hater type, I’ll take your wife, give her back nine months after that, Similac.” And who could forget gems like, “The flow is contagious and deadly like Rabies, had your girl in the suite swallowing babies.”
Tomorrow, the College Park rapper, formerly of the group Playaz Circle, will release his highly anticipated Def Jam debut album Based On A T.R.U Story.
As much as we despise spoilers, we have endured (17) 2 Chainz tracks, to present you with his 17 best (ratchet) lines from the collection…with Emoticons!
1. Yuck “Known to act a donkey on the camel toe, then take the camel toe and turn it into casserole.”
2. Crack “Let me slow it down ‘fore I get a ticket. N***a want a verse from me, it’s gon’ cost a chicken”
3. Dope Peddler “Black and white ice polar bear. You hold her hand and I hold her hair. I pull her close and put it there”
4. No Lie “Name a n**ga that want some, I’ll out rap his a**, out trap his a**. Put his ass in a plastic bag with his trashy a**
take him out.”
5. Birthday Song “They ask me what I do and who I do it for. When I die, bury me inside the booty club”
6. I’m Different “2 Chainz got your girl on the celly. And when I get off the celly
I made her meet at the telly. When she meet at the telly I put it straight in the belly”
7. Extremely Blessed “Our first date was the Waffle House. Different day, different escapades. If they don’t like it they opinions like Escalade’s
Everybody got one”
8. I Luv Dem Strippers “Mr. Telephone man, there’s something wrong with my line. When I call my baby’s number, I get a click every time”
9. Stop Me Now “If I ever fall off ill be hopping back got a bad bitch with me told her hop in back my car speak she dark meat I be eating MC’s n**ga shark teeth”
15. Like Me “So cold I frost bite em No pig Latin but I hog tied em”
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