Hip-Hop is the music industry’s most masculine genre. It’s no secret that most rappers spit rhymes as if they have something to prove to the next man, just in case he doubts his testosterone levels and ability to kill bugs and move heavy furniture.
Rap music has a long history of woman-bashing and a veritable laundry list of songs whose lyrics could easily read like rapist love letters to potential victims. However, if you listen closely, plenty of your favorite rappers have dropped bars that could easily be misconstrued as homosexual Freudian slips of the, um, tongue.
Although your favorite MC may not necessarily be on the down-low, these 20 rap lyrics might tell a different story. Now, we’re not saying they are gay, but you never can tell. Like my grandmother used to say, “Hindsight is twenny twenny.”
Big Pun
“The Dream Shatterer”: When you awaken, your manhood will be taken…
Pun must’ve watched “American Me” right before he laid down his verse.
Beanie Sigel
“The Barrel Brothers”: I’ll blow a n***a for a box of Huggies…
Beanie would do all of that for some diapers. So imagine if the diapers came with a complimentary pack of wipes…
Ludacris
“Area Codes”: I bang c*ck in Bangkok…
We know what he meant, but that certainly ain’t what he said.
Jadakiss
“Wild Out”: Wild out and blow a CO just cause it’s boring…
If Jadakiss ever goes to prison, he should make sure he practices the Ruff Ryders Work Out so he doesn’t get bored enough to follow through with this.
50 Cent
“Ryder Music”: I read somewhere I’m homophobic, s**t, go through the hood, there’s mad n***as on my d*ck
The question is does 50 like having said n***as on his manhood.
Snoop Lion Doggy Dogg
“What’s My Name”: ‘Cuz I never hesitate to put a n***a on his back…
In what way, Snoop? We need clarification.
Kendrick Lamar
“U.O.E.N.O. Black Hippy Remix”: I’m ’bout to rape you niggas ’til you recoup…
Hopefully, he meant money wise. If not, we don’t even want to go there.
DMX
“Here Comes The Boom”: Motherf**ka, I’ll rip your butthole outta place…
Signs DMX has been to prison too many times…
Mac Dre
“Back N Da Hood”: Steady dreaming about wrecking guts and c*ck. Laying on my bunk busting nuts in socks…
No disrespect to the dead, but Mac Dre was dreaming about doing WHAT to guts and c*ck?
Ice-T
“99 Problems”: I gotta b***h who’s a man…
Well, he was a pimp and men can also be street walkers too.
Bun B
“Tell Me Somethin’ Good”: Ayo wassup with that bulge in ya khakis?
Knowing Bun B, he was asking a dude why he was rocking a bulge in his presence rather than asking for the bulge. But one can never be sure these days. Can you?
Canibus
“Second Round KO”: But you ain’t got the skills to eat a n***a’s ass like me…
This suspect line is another reason Canibus couldn’t sustain a career. How is your signature song going to have one of the most blatantly suspect lines in Hip-Hop history and you still have street cred?
Notorious B.I.G.
“Me And My Bitch”: You look so good, I’ll suck on ya daddy’s d*ck…
There isn’t one woman on this green earth that damn fine.
R. Kelly
“Fuckin’ You Tonight”: B.I.G., bring that ass to meeeee…
R. Kelly wanted a piece of Biggie’s booty? I might be sick.
