2. “RIP Robert E. Lee but I’ve gotta thank Abraham Lincoln for freeing me, know what I mean”
I understand we’re all people and we shouldn’t speak ill of the dead, but I’ll be damned if I ever send an “RIP Robert E. Lee” anything out into the world. Forgive me for not being sympathetic to Lee’s death, but did I mention that Lee wanted to use slaves as cheap labor in order to end capitalism? Yeah, I’m all the way good with him. Though I’m not down with Robert E. Lee, doesn’t mean I’m totally #TeamLincoln. As much as people want to say otherwise, he only freed the slaves so he would have more people to help him keep capitalism alive. But I’m sleep.