10 Album Titles Culled From Kanye’s Twitter That Are Better Than “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy”

Kanye West’s announcement of the title of his upcoming album was a disappointment, to say the least.Yeezy’s “Power” collaborator, Marco Brambila, revealed three-fifths of the album title in an interview with New York Magazine’s Vulture blog shortly before the “video painting’s” premiere.  Two months later, Kanye confirmed the album’s full title, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, via Twitter.

Vulture writers weren’t impressed by the title, which we admit sounds like the name of a Hot Topic employee’s blog (or poem, according to one Vulture commenter), and pulled ten titles that they think are better from Kanye’s own Twitter feed.

Click the titles to see the actual tweets.

1. Jogging in Lanvin

2. Persian Rugs With Cherub Imagery

3. Fur Pillows Are Actually Hard to Sleep On

4. Copped These Goblets

5. McDonald’s and Museum Toys

6. Being Nice Is My Whole Shit

7. Nice Napkins vs. Paper Towels

8. Ninjas Are Cool

9. I Wonder What Thom Yorke Is Doing Right Now

10. Awesome Bike Store Decisions

We’re pretty fond of numbers 4, 6, and 10.

Here are a few more options, some serious, others not-so-serious, should Kanye reconsider…

• Some Freshness
• The Lowest Form Of Human Being
• I Can’t Decide On My Album Title Either
• Remember The Museum Plastic Spaceship Toys
• Fashion Week Time Machine
• Nothing Too Experimental
• Sonic Inventions Curated By Emotion

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