Cardi B is having quite a day. The Bronx rapper, who celebrated an extra litty birthday despite the pandemic, apparently leaked her own nude to the Internets, and its been running rampant on timelines ever since.
Reportedly, Cardi B dropped a pic that featured both of her ample areolas (not that there’s anything wrong with that) on Instagram, and she promptly deleted it. But this is the Internet, and that pic was screen capped instantly and started making the rounds.
Soon enough, Cardi addressed the incident herself via a shared piece of audio.
“Lord, lord why the f*ck did you have to make me so f*cking stupid and retarded?,” said Bardi, who also caught some flack for her use of the “R-word.” “Why, why why why? Ya know what, I’m not going to beat myself up about.”
But Cardi chalked up the L to the game and is already moving on.
“I’m not going to even think about it,” she added, “It is what it is. Sh*t happens. Umm, f*ck it, it’s not even the first time. I mean used to f*cking be stripper so whatever. Aye Dios mio!”
While Cardi might not be thinking about it, Twitter is already going hamburger with the jokes and memes. Why are y’all like this? But we must add that dudes who have never seen a titty in the real world are telling on themselves.
See more of these jokes below.
This story is developing.
Cardi B’s Leaks Own Ample Areola Nude On Accident, Mammary Meme Mayhem Ensues was originally published on hiphopwired.com
1. Nip disrespect shall not be tolerated.
Not y’all making fun of cardi b nipples.... like seriously do y’all not know how women bodies look? 😒 pic.twitter.com/MzXhBFXYqP— αรɦ :) (@ashakiiii) October 13, 2020
2. The Internet is lawless…
4. Ya know what…
me tryna find anything wrong w cardi b nipples 🤷♂️ pic.twitter.com/e972lnOWDG— almond milk (@j0intpain) October 13, 2020
DONT GET IT TITTYTWISTED WE HERE FOR *ALL NIPPLES* ESPECIALLY BINOC, NOT SHAMING THE PENCIL ERASER JOINTS & IF YA SHIT INVERTED ROCK OUT, ITS YOURS. BE PROUD OF YOUR TIDDY. BE PROUD OF UR BODY BE PROUD OF U!! SHIIIIIT.— THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 (@THEKIDMERO) October 13, 2020
All I have to say about this Cardi B situation is if you got the same areolas as her my DM's are fully open.— Ahmed🇸🇴/Invincible the best show out (@big_business_) October 13, 2020
My reaction when I saw why Cardi B was trending. People act like they never seen titties in real life. pic.twitter.com/EwmgHuFL4H— Johnny (@itsJohnny05) October 13, 2020
Ummmm a lot of women’s boobs look exactly like Cardi’s and by clowning Cardi B rn, you’re clowning them...— olé baby 🌸 (@dojabins) October 13, 2020
She doesn’t care about y’alls jokes. She’s comfortable with her body but you’re giving real life women something to be self conscious about when there’s nothing. pic.twitter.com/zO25BXgIOe
“Cardi B nipples are too big for me” pic.twitter.com/3M2lEzTX38— Savia🎨 (@saviaivas) October 13, 2020