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Inauguration is on Tuesday, and everyone’s looking to Obama to get us out of this craptastic recession. So Svedka Vodka came up with a hilarious alternative to the $700 billion bailout that is both economical AND delicious.

Okay okay, so the recession is actually not funny at all. But like, if you can’t joke about things that suck, they’ll definitely suck a whole lot more. And since Svedka’s not that expensive, you can and should definitely treat yourself to a bottle and make martinis for you and your friends at home. You know, since today’s tough times have most people hesitant about going out to a bar and buying girls a bunch of drinks. Which sucks for both you AND us, trust me.

SVEDKA’S $700 BILLION MARTINI

Liberal amount (2 parts) SVEDKA Vodka

1 part fresh lime juice

½ part simple sugar

Conservative splash of Lemon Juice

  • Add contents to martini shaker
  • Shake
  • Pour over ice
  • Garnish with $700 billion of freshly-minted US currency. If short on cash, fresh mint can be substituted.
  • Drink to a better four years than the last eight!

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