2. Ducking Kanye
Don’t take it personally Mr. Anka but Hov isn’t answering anybody’s calls right now because he’s hiding from Kanye. Yeezy has been lashing out publicly, under a lot of pressure to pick a baby name that is both SEO Friendly yet obscure enough to be Trademarked. Jigga Man just wants to do rap cameos and watch his daughter blow bubbles in peace.