The Internet Model
She only has one thing on her mind, and that one thing is “fame.” The internet model isn’t necessarily a bad person, for example: she has a decent job, takes care of her kids, and knows what it takes to maintain a steady relationship with a man. The dark side of her moon, so to speak, is that her bodacious butt checks and tantalizing ta-ta’s are laced across the back alleys of the internet, on every social website known to young mankind. Guys from Twitter recognize her name and her cleavage line. Men on Facebook fill her inbox with lewd proposals and rape-y compliments. Her Instagram posts get more likes than you have followers, and why? Because she strips down to her unmentionables and poses like a pornstar every chance she gets. Her definition of “selfie” involves her thong-covered hind quarters hanging off a bathroom sink or aerial view snapshots of her breast friends, oiled and inviting. She may not pay attention to all the dogs panting in her direction, but best believe she takes a small amount of pride in knowing that somebody, somewhere pleasures themselves to her amateur modeling career. She’ll even appear in low budget rap videos, gyrating like a roller coaster loop, with the hopes that it will pad her portfolio. Be warned: the day that some Hip Hop magazine comes knocking at her email address might very well be the day she becomes too good for you, even if you did pay for all her tattoos and piercings.
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