Let’s just assume that you may have been hiding under a rock lately and haven’t seen the chubby little youngster taking over the social media scene. Seven-year old Terrio is said to have “saved” social media with his “Ooh Kill Em” vine vids. In addition to starting the latest dance phenomena, Terio has been seen with all of your favorite celebrities.
Yup, you read that right. Mr. Ooh Kill Em isn’t even old enough to drive and yet he’s cruising around town with the flyest chicks and seated courtside at your favorite team’s basketball game.
Rather than asking Terrio what’s it like to walk in his shoes, we have a few questions for someone else- the parents of the foul mouth tubby dancer.
How does one learn how to properly exploit their own child? With the cost of living going up, we’re all looking for a come up. Why not benefit from our children’s “buffoonery?” Teach us your ways.
Is Terio enrolled in school? If so, what school does he go to and what schedule do they operate on? Terio has been spotted with the likes of Lebron James and even Meagan Good, however, we’ve yet to see Terio with a teacher or even other kids his age.
What does “Oooh Kill Em” really mean? Do you guys promote violence? Was there a mosquito or something in the air that caused Terio to swipe the ground and yell “Oooh Kill Em?”
Why haven’t you smacked the black off of that little kid yet? We’re not condoning violence, however, Terio has a potty mouth and we may even consider placing him along the ranks of other foul-mouthed celebs- like Mel Gibson, for instance.
It seems as though you guys may have a pretty busy schedule due to the fact that Malek is usually watching Terio. What is your job/profession?
Terio has made a name for himself without even having to do much. Would you consider your son the primary source of your family’s income?
