While paying Jimmy Kimmel a visit, Schumer said of the red carpet atmosphere:
They’re like, ‘Stand here and look like a d–khead’ and you’re like, ‘Okay’
Amy also talked about why she decided to fall in front of KimYe:
“You feel like a girl at a party when a slightly hotter girl shows up behind you. It’s like a guy who just wants you to die – ‘Just die so I can talk to this hot girl’ – that’s how it felt,” she said.
“I’m doing an interview with someone, and they don’t want to talk to me; they’re all sweating and shaking because they don’t know who I am, they thought I was Adele.
Schumer says she smoothed things out once they got inside, stating that Kim was nice about the situation:
“Kim was kind of nice and then she looked at Kanye to see ‘what’s our vibe’, and you can see his vibe was like ‘I hope you die’.”
Schumer smoothed things over with them once inside, confessing that she is a “flake” when it comes to talking to “famous people”.
“I was like, ‘Kim I love you, your sisters inspire so many people, are you hiring at Dash [the Kardashian’s boutique]?’ I didn’t even know the dumb words coming out of my mouth.”
West remained indifferent to her comedic charms.
“Kanye was smiling, but he smiles like how you would program a robot to smile. This is what it’s like to be interrupted by a blonde white woman. Now he knows,” she said.
This woman is hilarious.
SOURCE: Sydney Morning Herald | PHOTO CREDIT: Getty
17 Times Kanye West Got Caught Creeping On Kim Kardashian (PHOTOS)
1. The time Yeezy gave his future wifey the glare.1 of 17
2. Those Kardashian kurves are killer.2 of 17
3. The time Kimmy's cleavage got that rarely seen smile of approval.3 of 17
4. But of course, he is also a fan of her famous derrière.4 of 17
5. Who can even blame him for this one?5 of 17
6. The time he practically drooled over his baby mama.6 of 17
7. The time she caught him in the act.7 of 17
8. But he didn't care and proceeded to look anyway.8 of 17
9. The time she wore a crewneck dress and covered the goods.9 of 17
10. The time he kept his eye on the prize even from a distance.10 of 17
11. No need to play coy, he just looked at them dead on.11 of 17
12. The time Nori couldn't block his view.12 of 17
13. The time he just smiled at how perfect she is.13 of 17
14. The time they laughed at how perfect they both are.14 of 17
15. The time he gave her a sweet kiss.15 of 17
16. The time he made sure the assets got on the curb safely.16 of 17
17. He can't keep his eyes off her fatty.17 of 17
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