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10 Reasons Lil Wayne Should Be Worried About Throat Cancer [HUMOR]

Written by Jonathan Hailey
Published on June 4, 2013

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Entertainment’s headlines have been overrun with the story about famed actor/producer Michael Douglas saying he got throat cancer because he was bowing at the alter of his various female lovers throughout his years. Although it may sound crazy, at first, Douglas’ theory does hold some weight. According to our resident medical site BlackDoctor.Org, men can get throat cancer through oral sex due to women carrying the traits of HPV in their systems.

In finding out this information, I became concerned about one of today’s favorite rappers–Lil Wayne. As much as he raps about poop in all of it’s pungent glory, he also talks A LOT about dining on a woman’s passion fruit. We went through some of Weezy’s lyrics and found lyrics that supported our cause of concern. Check out ten songs that should have Lil Wayne worried about throat cancer.

1. “P***y Monster”

When I lift my top lip, I could still smell you/When I swallow ma spit, I could still taste you/Put dat p***y in ma face every time I face you

2. “Wowzers”

Lay on the bed, open that tw*t/I French kiss that p***y – like muah/Sit on my face, M-U-A-H/Before I eat that p***y, I say my grace/Girl I’m nastier than him, I don’t know why you still with him

3.”Mr. Carter”

I suck a p***y, f**k a p***y, leave it there

4. “Ain’t I”

Got them hoes fallin like a hundred million dominoes/But I don’t eat pizza, I eat p***y when he wouldn’t…

5. “Upgrade You”

You may not be a model but I can front page ya/You know I’m nasty, excuse my behavior/Let me just taste ya, we can f**k later

6. “Time For Us To F**k”

I say I’m on a strict diet, I can only eat you/Licky licky, licky licky/ I like to/Licky licky, licky licky

7. “Turnin’ Me On”

I hope your v****a tight/I go underwater and I hope your piranha bite hahaha/Hot Carter I’ma kiss the spot for ya/And I’m gonna kiss it till you scream/Wait a minute mothaf**ka

8. “I’m Raw”

And eating p***y aint a crime is it/If so, I should start working on my jail visits

9. “With You”

Shawty badder than a 3 year old/Keep playing and I’ma eat her like a pita roll

10. “Girls All Around The World”

So baby if I move then we move with the money/Which is my favorite dish/But if I taste you that’ll probably switch

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