'Will You Marry A N*gga' And Other Thug Marriage Proposals

I Loves You, and I Wants to Marry You

Okay, DJ Khaled‘s marriage proposal went on for a smooth minute and 39 seconds on MTV. He said more words in this proposal than he ever has on any of his tracks.

The Proposal: “I’ma be honest with you. I wanna marry you. I’m here today at MTV. Nicki Minaj will you marry me? We got the same symptoms;we both suffer from success…” Stop right there. Fellas take note — no respectable woman wants to hear the word symptoms in her marriage proposal. You sound like you just left the clinic.

Awkward Moment: Ummm, I don’t know if Khaled knows this, but he and Nicki aren’t dating. She has a whole entire boyfriend she has been with since, oh, FOREVER. And clearly he has no manners because he mentioned how he wanted to let their fans know before their families. SMH. Despite ALL THAT, if Nicki was so busy, couldn’t they just use FaceTime? We don’t know if Nicki ever accepted his proposal.